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Mike and Pauline were relating their holiday experiences to
a friend.

'It sounds as if you had a great time in Nevada,' the
friend observed. 'But didn't you tell me you were planning
to visit Philadelphia?

'Well,' Mike interrupted, 'we changed our plans because,
uh......oh........umm.'

Pauline spoke up, 'Come on, Mike, tell him the truth.'

Mike fell silent and Pauline continued, 'You know, it's
just stupid. Mike simply won't ever ask for directions.'