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A married Irishman went into the confessional box and said
to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman.
The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost? The Irishman
said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then
I stopped.

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting
it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your
penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box.

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and
then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment
and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching,
quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put
any mon

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