A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had
done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about
getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next <... read more »
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Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like
waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together
and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possib... read more »
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This is how a kid explains sex to his mum.

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys of his age
rather curious of everything. He had been hearing quite a
bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered ... read more »
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