![]() | Late-Night Jokes About the BP Oil Spill Disaster in the
Gulf. "The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.'" â€... read more » |
| During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well, said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a... read more » |
| A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To
get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. read more » |
| A woman goes to her local pharmacy to buy some hair
remover. The clerk says to her, "be careful if you go in the sun because this can cause chemical reactions and burn your skin. The woman says, "Oh I'... read more » |
| One day three monks were told by the minister that today
was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins. The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they... read more » |
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