| An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon
her return, her Father shouted at her: 'where have you been all these years? Why didn’t you call? Do you know what your mum and I went through? The girl cryi... read more » |
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| SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play with men. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter <... read more » |
| To prepare for his big date, the young man went up to the
roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, when h... read more » |
| During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well, said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a... read more » |